As I Draw Captain America

I keep thinking “Dude, you are stacked, ripped, pimped, and cut.”

zemmer:

giohotpantsborgia:

“No-one’s quite sure what direction it’s going to take—probably further north towards the States.”

“Miracle if they’re bleeding not.”

“It is a dizzying crowd of people.”

zemmer:

giohotpantsborgia:

“No-one’s quite sure what direction it’s going to take—probably further north towards the States.”

“Miracle if they’re bleeding not.”

“It is a dizzying crowd of people.”

Misery Business

So, I’m down tonight. Anybody got a copy of Blue Valentine they want to livestream?

He reached the Watch House. It was an ancient and surprisingly large building, wedged between a tannery and a tailor who made suspicious leather goods. It must have been quite imposing once, but quite a lot of it was now uninhabitable and patrolled only by owls and rats. Over the door a motto in the ancient tongue of the city was now almost eroded by time and grime and lichen, but could just be made out: FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC
It translated — according to Sergeant Colon, who had served in foreign parts and considered himself an expert on languages — as ‘To Protect and to Serve’.

Guards! Guards!, Terry Pratchett (via jiggit)

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

conksucker:

frickingloki:

i went onto yorshs blog 21 times at once

what now 

Sounded really cool until it started summoning the lord satan 

I’m pretty sure this is the soundtrack to a game entitled “Pikmin Hell”.

cancerously:

ms-meryl:

sicw-tony:

kelseyinthetardis:

theonemanfagband:

gallifreybureauoftourism:

throwitinasupernova:

merewetherdreams:

adambloghart:

And we let him carry the torch?

That is talent 

How exactly does somebody realize they can do this?

Ladies and gentlemen, our fearless leader.

and we trust our lives to this being?
really?

the oncoming storm.
the most feared man in the universe. 

*Giggles uncontrollably*

Is this the curse of the Time Lords?

can you imagine if he just whisked you away or saved your life and you turn around and he’s doing this
just imagine it

cancerously:

ms-meryl:

sicw-tony:

kelseyinthetardis:

theonemanfagband:

gallifreybureauoftourism:

throwitinasupernova:

merewetherdreams:

adambloghart:

And we let him carry the torch?

That is talent 

How exactly does somebody realize they can do this?

Ladies and gentlemen, our fearless leader.

and we trust our lives to this being?

really?

the oncoming storm.

the most feared man in the universe. 

*Giggles uncontrollably*

Is this the curse of the Time Lords?

can you imagine if he just whisked you away or saved your life and you turn around and he’s doing this

just imagine it

(Source: michaelswaney)

DC reveals that the entire company is gay, and is asking Marvel out on a date.

ryley-stbatman:

fwips:

Marvel agrees to go only to stand them up. Laughs at them at school the next day.

DC is very upset, depressed, and starts to refer to them self as “Vertigo”. They believe it sounds more edgy and mature.

(Source: imganon)

Stephen’s awesome. He’s allowed to be sexier than me.

imprudentloki:

reaill:

veritykindle:

legodildo:

janeturenne:

humancastiel:

tonysboypussy:

blueisacolour:

WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??

hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

Oh god… oh god no dear god

so many feels oh gosh

phil baby why

cries f roevrb

KNCVHBDFOIVBNDOI WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

thats worse than my theory that coulson was related to peggy in someway and grew up with her telling him stories of the great and gentle cap ;n;

Augh! Feelings! My heart! Get it out!

(Source: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad)